"I suggest you pick up Osel's book and be introduced to one of the small press' most promising and controversial artists."
--Neil Hirsh, Word Riot Magazine
My Favorite Poet
(The Meter is Running excerpt)
has a brain that functions
at full capacity
he is good looking
and never stutters
or says anything stupid
he has all the finest women
and his cock is the
the perfect size and shape
his abdominals are finely tuned
and his sexual stamina is not to be matched
he is one of the funniest
people around
and always makes the
ladies giggle
and squirm
he strokes just the right keys
at just the right moment
and never misspells his words
he has an extensive
sophisticated vocabulary
and because of all this
he has written many
immortal poems
just like he’s writing
this one now.
(originally published by Zygote In My Coffee)
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© 2008. Ananda Osel.
The Meter is Running & We're Almost Out of Change (2008)
Author: Ananda Osel
Type: Chapbook, 43 pages
Publication Date: April 30, 2008 (Limited 1st edition)
Cost: $9.00 USD (shipping included)
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Other books by Ananda Osel:
Dispatches from the Third World (2009)
A SonofaBitch (2007, 2009)
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